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KATIE NOSFERATU - PSYCHOTIC ASTROLOGER
BUFFOONERY PANDEMIC: SISTER SCRUMPIOUS'S BRITISH BACKDOOR BOTTOM BELTERS
BUFFOONERY PANDEMIC: EVICTOR IPA 1950
BUFFOONERY PANDEMIC: THONG TRUNJEON TROUBLE
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Kittey Twat contains over 30 irrelevant vitamins that are essential for sleeping 23 hours a day then coughing up fur balls...
Whether its manginaitus, man flu, your soft as shite or just martially mashed, Manupinizer relieves the symptoms of crushed feelings and vulnerability faster than you can say sympathy trip!
First dribble offers bastardized notes of acidic melon and pear that slap the taste buds with more shock than an egg flavored trombone fart at a christening...
Dear Brigadier, I have been seeing my girlfriend for four months and we enjoy a very active sex life. However, she refuses to swallow during oral sex, claiming it is cannibalism...
THE ONE STOP GIMP SHOP.....
Sporting a vivid bright yellow creamy colour, the sanitized hospital apple nose is succeeded with an initial clap of mango, glued forcefully to a full-bodied cottage cheese textured citrus shaft...
Dear Coleman, Would the world be a better place without guns? How many diabolical massacres must take place and innocent people die before politicians take notice of the will of the majority?
Al- Cider extremists continued their anti beer terror campaign...
Follows unexpectedly in the second act with a multi layered careless whisper of fermented hummus, bean salad, frittata and kale, which glide speechlessly across the palate, creating a temporary state of garlic infused pear paralysis
I was out drinking last Thursday with the lads when I thought what the hell... Next thing I know its Monday when I wake up in bed with a 6’ lesbian pole dancer called Geronimo, and I now have 34DD breast implants.Perfect!!!
In a 3 part Whippet exclusive we blow the lid off the vane abuse of performance boosting beauty products by Premium Footy League players...
With the Motivation Mallet, you'll be able to directly approach subordinates about their problem behavior in a way that minimizes defensiveness....
Brigadier, Banks are evil institutions who promote poverty and the destruction of the planet we all must live on for the benefit of a select few. They pretend to be our friend with advertising showing people with smiling faces but are they not just a bunch of thieving, immoral, parasitic bastards..
This casualty of a Shiraz is yet another truly offensive number from the Orteil de Chameau Winery and builds off its other dire offerings to create another arsefesting abomination of a vintage..
Pappy married his sister and his pappy married his sister too. The Vigilante Inbreeder is just perfect for hauling compressed family trees.
Dear Coleman, I have been having an affair with my girlfriend’s stepmom for several weeks. I am overcome with guilt and keep trying to break it off but each time she keeps seducing me with her huge melon breasts. I am powerless to resist as she regularly wears black bras and pantyhose, plus her nipples are like fighter pilot’s thumbs.
WE ALL KNOW THEM...
Excellent for all events but for a BDSM leprecon swingers gathering or even a quite night home, ploughing the back door of that special person in your life, 50 Shades delivers with a subtle hint of shock and awe.
I lashed a handful down me knickers before I went to church and it felt like a stampede of lizard tongues has collided with my rosebud ....The vicar didn’t stand a chance.
The influence of the new Moon in the fist week of this month combined with Pluto's retro trajectory on Venus's solar titties means you will continue waving your pink torpedo wotsit around like there is no tomorrow