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Roderick Cameron - Nightterror: Seventh child of Countess Penelope Cameron and Lord Winston Nightterror, Roderick was born 1959 on his family's estate at Nightterror Hall, in the rural heartland of southern Britanistan, where he spent his early years and acquired a curious affection for farm animals. His siblings regularly dropped him on his head.

   

Felicity Cockstraddler: Born 1972 in Toonchester, Felicity is the only daughter of famous sex toy tycoon, Dikkie Congregation, founder of the Congregation Toys Empire and winner of the prestigious Bellend Piece Price for sex toy innovation, on three separate occasions. Her mother was famous acrobat and porn legend, Funki Banjo-Cockstraddler.

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  REDNEKK RESERVE
This unique offering is the only vintage from the Rednekk Estate, secluded deep in the southern wetlands, where local folks don’t want... 
 
  THE GIMP

This Merlot is an absolute belter of a red that saw life at the strict Asssenslappen Winery

 

 

 

 

 
  BERK SPLATTER

This dictator of a wine emanates from the Intercontinental Federation Winery.. 

 

 

 

 

 

 
  TRUMPDHOLE RESERVE

The propaganda team behind this namesake from the Trumpdhole Estate purport this Pinot...

 

 

 

 

 
  HOT YOGA FART ARMAGEDDON

This breathtaking number from the Haleine d'Ail Estate offers a white-knuckle roller-coaster journey of sphincter contaminated grape flavors.

 

 

 

 

 

 
  50 SHADES OF SHITE

This is certainly a most curious red from the Envirosexual Farm Winery, where vines are lovingly fondled by pretentious poetry reading hipsters...

 

 

 

 

 
  SAHARA PLAINDIM

A tidy little minx from the Rabid Rifle Winery, located deep in the upper slopes of the Republicunt Valley

 

 

 

 

 

 
  PIGGALICIOUS

A surprisingly sensational wine from the D’Cameron Estate that delivers an oinktastic testament to fine wine and will certainly cock your taste buds... 

 

 

 

 

 
  GHONNARIA KREEK

This beauty hails from the Fist Malice Winery, located in the lush Knucklestrooth Valley, where 70% of the inhabitants are male and...

 

 

 

 

 
  CHICKENHORQ

This white hails from the Arsenectar Estate, where the old traditional virtues of love, peace, democracy and freedom

 

 

 

 
  TURD BUZOOKA

This casualty of a Shiraz is yet another truly offensive number from the Orteil de Chameau Winery and builds off its other dire offerings ...

 

 

 

 
  SCREECHING PREACHER

This crusader of a red from the Fromage de Pénis Winery delivers an uncompromising union of medieval wine making morals... 

 

 

 

 

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