HEADLINES 

  TALLWALLYGANG REBELS ADVANCE

Reports from Vaginastan indicate TallyWallyGang (TWG) rebels have made significant advances towards the capital Vaginastad.

 

 

 

 
  BAZOOKA BLOW

CFUCK suspending the use of all launchers, guns and grenades, and reverting back to Tazers

 

 

 

 

 

 
  GIT PLANK LAUNCHED

Media new kids on the block Spud Electrotrickerie launched their new GIT Plank yesterday under a tsunami of press bi-polar hysteria.

 

 

 

 

 
  SAME MARRIAGE SEX RIOT

Same marriage sex offensive to swingers...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
  Al-CIDER ATTACK

Al- Cider extremists continued their anti beer campaign..

 

 

 

 

 

 
  CATHODIC PROTECTION

Pope Anode clarifies church policy on condoms.

 

 

 

 

 

 
  STORM IN A SHITHOUSE

Stampede At Republicunt Party Headquarters Kills 3, Many More Injured.

 

 

 

 

 

 
  PASSAGE POUNDER

Congregation Toys Issue Recall Following Hospitalization Incident    

 

 

 

 

 

 

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